Walked in the Bear's at a quarter to eight, Dumped the bint in the corner, let it talk to its mates Got myself a pint and a packet of tabs Time to get pissed and have a laugh with the lads I'm trying to pull crack when the bint wanders up 'Give over woman, I'm trying to sup!' She's cramping my style, I decide to warn her: 'f*** off slag, get back in your corner.' Bitter, fit crack down the old Bear's Head, The wife's s*** in bed, I want another one instead She wants me to f*** her and she spreads like bu*ter Bit of fit crack down the old Bear's Head I'm chatting up this bird, and I'm telling her jokes I look at the bint, and she's talking to a bloke! He was a poof, drinking lager and lime, I shout: 'Knob off, f***stain, this one's mine!' Bitter, fit crack down the old Bear's Head, The wife's s*** in bed, I want another one instead She wants me to f*** her and she spreads like bu*ter Got to find another hole to dip my bread, There's a bitter fit crack down the old Bear's Head