The Macc Lads - Nagasaki Sauce lyrics

Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath, We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh, So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks. Go to Dag's, get some f*gs, pull a couple of slags. Give the dog a bone and leave it chained to the sink. Have a pint have a pint 'cause it's Saturday night And we'll have chips and gravy twice, We'll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice, Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork, And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce. Pulled a dodgy boiler, it was worse than wife, I you stand them on their heads then they're always alright, Dragged her down silkworks with a few of us mates, But don't look in the mirror when your f**ing Grace. And we'll have chips and gravy twice, We'll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice, Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork, And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce. Guitar! We all fell in the Viva with the Vinyl roof, They do that in London 'cause they're all damn f**in' poofs. Bangin' and puking in the back seat, We're going on a tour of Sunderland Street. And we'll have chips and gravy twice, We'll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice, Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork, And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki Sauce. (Repeat twice)