The Macc Lads - Beer & Sex & Chips 'n' Gravy lyrics

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber, Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus Beer and s** and chips and gravy, its all a Macc Lad wants Beer and s** and chips and gravy, and a tasty bit of clump Get up off the floor, finish your chips, we're going to sup some more Pulled the bird down the Fox & Grapes Game of darts and a lot of beer 'Can you hold your liquor (licker) love?' 'Yes I can, always by the ears.' Treat your women like toilets They're happy when you're abusing them But toilets don't follow you round when you've finished using them