The Macc Lads - Two Stroke Eddie lyrics

Female Vocals "Hey is that Eddie's cum your wearing?" "Uh huh" "Gee it must be great riding him?" "Uh er" He pulled up on a Yammy 750, I got all wet, my bu*tocks started shifting, I gave him a wink, I said: "Buy us a drink?" I got a double brandy and coke, He said: "Come outside, we'll go for a ride." I gave his leather trousers a stroke, Two stroke Eddie, Two stroke Eddie. I told him straight away I wanted porking, (Tell us about the size of his pole) He only had an inch, and that was foreskin, (Sounds like he was hung like a vole) The ugly twat finished in two seconds flat, He had a problem with his timing, The fat, spotty bum asked me if I'd come, He's not worth the crust off my gusset lining, Two-stroke Eddie, Two-stroke Eddie. I couldn't give a toss about his size, dear, (You're a f***ing lying s*ut) Two-stroke Eddie couldn't touch the sides, dear, (He didn't even have half a foot) He just made a mess all over my dress, I didn't even know he'd been in, Then he had the cheek to ask to see me next week, I wouldn't give him cheese off my quim, Two-stroke Eddie, Two-stroke Eddie. Two-stroke Eddie, Two-stroke Eddie, Two-stroke Eddie.