The Macc Lads - Vigilante Shanty lyrics

I used to be disgusting, now I'm just obscene, I lick the feet of lamp posts where dogs have recently been. I loiter in the pet shop, I loiter with intent, I loiter near the hamsters, then I loiter in the gents. (We spy creeps and lechers behind our privet hedges) (Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante) (We prosecute and pester poofs and child molesters) (Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante) Some men's wee is orange, some men's wee is yellow, I collect it up in jam jars and hide it under my pillow, Sometimes we have wee parties, my friend Nigel likes to boil it, Jason has a spot of milk, I like it straight from the toilet. (Perverts all despise us, we're the fairy liquidisers) (Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante) (We've watched you being offensive behind our picket fences) (Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante) (Perverts all despise us, we're the fairy liquidisers) (Come on, chant a shanty for the village vigilante)