The Living Tombstone - The Hampire(Living Tombstone) lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1: Hampire] I am the Hampire! Watch out on Halloween night I am a hammier vampire then anyone from twilight I implore you, when you hear me at your door invite me [Wolf] Not by hair on your chinny chin chin! [Verse 1, continued: Hampire] I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact I don't like stakes at all I just snack on necks for breakfast Gonna make a withdraw From the blood bank, "Thanks!" Or should I say "Fangs a lot" Trick or treat, you're the other white meat now In case you forgot [Hook] I am the Hampire, the swine vampire I'm the king of mastication I'm the best bitter I am the Hampire, the swine vampire I'm the king of freaky creatures, there is none finer Don't misunderstand me I don't want you candy All I want's your blood Trick or trot Smell my hooves Give me all the blood I choose I can't get enough [Verse 2: Zombeef] I am the Zombeef! And I am more than you can handle Cuz' this bovine spits more rhymes then even Dan Bull I rock more cowbell than Christopher Walken Dead You shoulda' ran wee wee wee home But you keep talking instead You act like Dr.Acula but you ain't even a resident Evil flows through me call me Umbrella Corp president I don't grase on grains Brains remain my favorite chow You shoulda' known better than to mess with a mad cow [Hook] I am the Zombeef! The bull zombie I am the beast who eats the feast between your ears I am the Zombeef, the bull zombie Simply put I am the sum of all your fears When I'm at you residence I don't want your M&Ms All I want's your brains I don't say trick or treat All I want's your skull meat I must feed again! [Verse 3: Hampire & Zombeef] Zip it, Zombeef, or I'll put you out to pasture Let me spell it out for you I am the true master That is a Type~O Positively shameless I couldn't eat your brains because your clearly brainless That´s utter bull I preform unutterable acts in the bat of an eye The game is up, the time is high Its time to say goodbye Move aside We are the undead zombie herd All of my cattle are ready to battle Think you can win? That´s just absurd! [Verse 1&2 Overlap] [Verse 1] [Verse 1&2 Overlap] [Outro]