Theres no such thing as a harmless joke And no such thing as a gentle toke Theres no such thing as Panama Jack Whos got the crack? Whooooos got the crack.. WhooooooOOos got the crack.. Whooooos got the crack I am a goat In a moat With a boat Whos got the crack? Whooooos got the crack.. WhooooooOOos got the crack.. Whooooos got the crack I like it when, my hair is poofy I like it when, you slip me a roofy I like it when, you've got the crack Whos got the crack? Whooooos got the crack.. WhooooooOOos got the crack.. Whooooos got the crack I wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love Its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove I wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless) Put your mama...put your mama in a headlock! Whos got the crack? Whooooos got the crack.. WhooooooOOos got the crack.. WhooooooOOooooOooooOooooos got the crack.. Not you, thank the lord