The Legendary Pink Dots - Please Don't Get Me Wrong lyrics

Gee, had such a blast last night, it really was a gas. Did I like the bag Dad gave me? Oh, ma**ively! It's hard core and it's fancy leather... it must have cost a bomb. It's the thought that counts, ostensibly Now please don't get me wrong. Now I have a plane to catch, you know I hate to fly. I just stuff myself with sedatives, my Suzy's at my side. And when we're there we'll just relax, I know this Lebanese..a raffle with no chemicals! I could get down on my knees and praise the lord... Praise the lord! They came at 4 A.M., they did not use the bell Wearing gas masks, wielding rifles, moaning about the smell of chick peas. Now it's been five years since I saw daylight, since i've smiled... Only yesterday they told me time's come for my trial. I will plead my innocence of what I am accused, They'll be so impressed I'll blow their shoes off Shoes off...shoes off...walk free... "You have no choice." "I can't do it!." "You have no choice"