The Legendary Pink Dots - Saucers #1 lyrics

The saucers are coming. Get under the table. Hide yourself in the cellar. Take as much food and water with you as you can. We do not have everything under control. I repeat, we do not have everything under control. The saucers are coming. Thousands of them. There is no moon tonight, but the sky is silver. Lock your doors. Turn off all the lights. Turn off your radios, turn off your TVs, pull the curtains. We do not have everything under control. I repeat, we do not have everything under control. The saucers are coming. We do not know if their intentions are friendly but we are preparing for the worst possible scenario. We are attempting communication but there has been no response. We do not have everything under control. I repeat, we do not have everything under control. Stay inside. Keep out of sight. Don't even whisper. The saucers are coming. Make no sound at all. Switch me off, now! This is a taped message. Switch me off, now! The saucers are coming, and we do not have everything under control! We do not have everything under control! (backwards vocals?)