E-minus on its ancestry. It stuttered on the phone. Tried extensive hypnotherapy Sat there like a stone. They checked its pockets, They pumped the pentathol... Stole marrow from its bones... Left it naked in the guest room, Quite alone. Debated for a year. The casebook, it stretched from here to here... Quoted precedents and dissidents. And Johnny joined the space police And searched the stars for refugees- His finger on the stunner In the name of earthly peace. And when it seemed that space was empty And the moon was made of cheese, They decided on a terra firma 'welcome'. But, guess... Our guest was now deceased... Rest in peace... They cut it into pieces. They sterilized them, They placed them in a case and charged admission. Now I'm watching television I see laughter in his eyes. I hear a rumble in the sky, They're coming... Yes, they're coming for their boy! They're coming... Yes, they're coming for their boy...