If I was gonna be a power ranger I would be the white power ranger But if I was a pope I would be Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He ain't too short, he ain't too tall! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty f**ing wicked! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's gotta set of enormous balls! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty f**ing wicked! If I was a polar bear I would eat human heads But if I was a pope I would be Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He ain't too short, he ain't too tall! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty f**ing wicked! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's gotta set of enormous balls! Pope John Paul Pope John Paul He's pretty f**ing wicked! I want to have s** with boys I want to have s** with girls If I'm going to abstain from s** Then I'd better be the f**ing pope