Here's one that's gonna make ya cry! Little Hard-ons walking down the street, I wonder if they'll meet, And get together. Little Hard-ons making lots of noise, Playing with the boys, Hoping it will be forever. I wanna be one of those flies upon the wall, And look at all those little hard-ons when they fall, Inside your pants is where the party is for all, And they will never know what it is like to shoot their wad all through the night. Little Hard-ons walking down the street, I wonder if they'll meet, And get together. Little Hard-ons making lots of noise, Playing with the boys, Hoping it will be forever.