The Lawrence Arms - An Evening Of Extraordinary Circumstance lyrics

Tonight I'll sit around pushing my sh** down the drain Using a plunger and a clothespin while I wrangle with the chain Tonight I'll have potato chips Watch my favorite shows Then watch some infomercials Then watch some TV snow Tonight I'll have 9 or 10 beers Tonight I'll talk on the telephone mindlessly until my ear Burns from the feeling from the strain of active nothing Tonight I'll avoid my hopes and fears Tonight I'll play sh**loads of video games Tonight I'll decide too late to go get on the train And play out my stupid, misguided version of fun Tonight I'll get stupid f**ing drunk And be an idiot, ashamed of what I've done Tonight I'll bang out another sh**ty song that's unsatisfying It's been so f**ing long Since it really felt any other way Tonight I'll crumple up these lyrics And throw them away Tonight I'll make promises I know I'll never keep Tonight I'll talk on the telephone wishing I had the energy to sleep Tonight I'll sit around and b**h Tonight I'll get hungry staring at the mustard in my empty fridge Maybe tomorrow I won't smoke no cigarettes Maybe tomorrow I won't look back on tonight with vomit soaked regrets Maybe tomorrow I won't drown myself in spite Maybe tomorrow I could try And tomorrow could be better than tonight Sleep well and dream Plastic pillows that give way to someplace green Sleep well and dream