The Last Skeptik - UNI lyrics
[Intro] Woah-woah-woah-woah-woah.. Yeah...Skeptik [Verse] Yeah, my n***as, my n***as, they just wanna see me make it I've got a chance and they wanna see me take it My b**h, my b**h wants me to see her in her new outfit but sh**, I just wanna see her naked Hoes wanna holler me on Facebook, when they saw my page and it's 'Sorry miss, I'm taken' There's only so many times I can get God's busy tone before I start hollering at Satan And my team, my team think I've gone without 'em I can see them right there, opposite, adjacent One of thousands aiming for the stars but there's not enough space like a rocket in a basement I ain't co*ky, I'm complacent No wait, I'm amazing, I'm on another wavelength I asked myself what I thought of the new EP, bruv honestly you raped it I dropped out of college in the first year so I've either gotta win the lottery or make it And they say that the train journey will take half the time if you don't stop at every station But my destination is proper domination of Earth, I ain't stopping at the nation The world is my campus, to learn you must have lived And I just.. [Hook] Take a puff then pa** it, let's keep the zooty moving Put the kettle on would you darling, I feel a brew is brewing 'Cause we some college dropouts living just like we're uni students Travel the universe on that la-la-la-la-la-la... [Verse 2] To every girl I drove crazy, please don't hate me Blame it on this haze, got me so hazy Blame it on this c**aine, got me c**ainy I'm so wavy, f** you, you don't pay me Don't rate me [?] I've spent a lot of time on my own lately Praying I don't go astray and I get home safely As I go straight wherever the road takes me And if I need more paper when I'm done for I'll chop my tree down and climb up doors 'Cause even when you're winning, you can wind up poor Thinking 'f** me, this ain't what I signed up for' sh**, where's all your groupies gone? Where's all your gold and your rupees gone? f** you gonna do with them new Vuittons Where's your producer gone? You need a new hit song I'm just out here tryna avoid sober You thought you was the boy 'til the boy showed up My life's a BBC 1 doc', complete with David Attenborough voiceover A very rare, very-very rare way Cherry airwaves, you can smell them in the air [?] you can call me [?] It's our year every year, yeah [Hook] Take a puff then pa** it, let's keep the zooty moving Put the kettle on would you darling, I feel a brew is brewing 'Cause we some college dropouts living just like we're uni students Travel the universe on that la-la-la-la-la-la... [Bridge] Yeah, the gaff needs tidying But we're gonna play Fifa, fivers in Get high again, yeah we smoke that (La-la-la-la-la-la...) Yeah we smoke that What you studying? I'm studying the universe I do the hook, have a break, do the verse Then I do the burst (La-la-la-la-la-la...) [Hook] Take a puff then pa** it, let's keep the zooty moving Put the kettle on would you darling, I feel a brew is brewing 'Cause we some college dropouts living just like we're uni students Travel the universe on that la-la-la-la-la-la... [Outro] You alright over there? Puffing the zoots there.. Do you wanna pa** that maybe?