The Lancashire Hotpots - Sat Nav lyrics

Every since I got behind the c*nt The sensation that I always feel When for searching for ale Or that next meal And driving mile on mile It's into gear and away we go It's not too fast and a not too slow I'm trying to get to Clitheroe But I end up in Carlisle Ooooh Tha's got for get sat nav Get me down to pie shop Tha's got for get sat nav To buy some home brew Tha's got for get sat nav Get me down to pub I Tha's got for get sat nav Get me a Tom Tom Or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead! "At the end of the road take the ferry" The missus shouting in me ear It's not that turn it's this one here But all I want is a pint of beer Or to get home for a nap I come to the roundabout past the lights Swung a left I should a took a right The missus shouts and starts a fight I forgot for bring the map Ooooh Tha's got for get sat nav Get me down to pie shop Tha's got for get sat nav To buy some home brew Tha's got for get sat nav Get me down to pub I Tha's got for get sat nav Get me a Tom Tom Or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead! "After 300 metres turn around when possible" Theres lessons here with in this song Tha's listened for now will not be long When drivings right, but directions wrong A solution there might be You can buy a gadget for your car It'll guide you safely near and far Tha' can program it to find the nearest bar And that'll do for thee Ooooh Tha's got for get sat nav Get me down to pie shop Tha's got for get sat nav To buy some home brew Tha's got for get sat nav Get me down to pub I Tha's got for get sat nav Get me a Tom Tom Or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead! "You have reached your destination" See ya later