The Lancashire Hotpots - He's Turned Emo lyrics

My mate Jeff I've known him for years He loves his Madonna And his Britney Spears But then one day I noticed a change We went all moody And he didn't look the same His eyes looked black I said have you got a shiner? When I looked closer He were wearing eyeliner He'd straightened 'is hair And combed it ovver 'is eyes And all at once I realised… Oh, no He's turned Emo He's dressing like a goth And he's let himself go He used to be listening to Simply Red Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead Well he weren't at the Labour Club For our regular line dance He just stayed at home And listened to My Chemical Romance I said you're not an emo Lets forget this misdemeanour Come wi me and see Cliff Richard at the MEN arena He said "I'm feeling all emotional I don't know why" I said its those tight trousers That are making you cry Come an have a pint a mild And you'll feel fine And listen to Abba Not Bullet for My Valentine Oh, no He's turned Emo He's dressing like a goth And he's let himself go He used to be listening to Simply Red Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead Well I saw him yesterday When I were walking to tha station I could tell from a distance He were wearing foundation He paints his fingernails black An It looks quite poor It looks like he's caught his fingers In a car door He were wearing a man bag That said 'Jimmy Eat World' I said thas wants fert eat A chippy tea Ya great big blummin girl He said "I just want my emotions to be exposed" Emotions? Thas from Lancashire, thas not got none of those! Oh, no He's turned Emo He's dressing like a goth And he's let himself go He used to be listening to Simply Red Now he's listening to Fall Out Boy instead