[Verse 1] I drink and I smoke I beg and I steal And if I see a pretty chick I'll ask her if she will [Chorus] Because I'm a King Rooster Strutting all around the yard Yeah, I'm a King Rooster Strutting all around the yard I sneak up and I head off And stir up all the chickens in the barn [Verse 2] I don't need no car I walk where I go And if I see a chickadee I take her to the show [Chorus] [Verse 3] Well I'm never wrong Yeah, I'm always right And if there's a co*k in my way There's gonna be a fight [Chorus] [Verse 4] The moral of the story Is sad, but it's true Don't act like old King Rooster Or you'll end up in a stew [Chorus]