It takes a big Mexican dinner For me to have the strength to love my senorita I always eat a big Mexican dinner I love a big Mexican dinner With beans and rice and hot chili-ners I always eat a big Mexican dinner I don't want no Russian chicks hangin' 'round to drink my tequila Those foreign girls think they're hot, but they're not my Tina There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner Ah-ha! If you ate my Mexican dinner I'd probably go crazy, man, and turn k**er Nobody but me eats my Mexican dinner I don't want no Russian chicks hangin' 'round to drink my tequila Ay-yi-yi-yi... Those foreign girls think they're hot, but they're not my Tina There's nothing like the taste of a Mexican dinner Ah-ha! [Spoken:] Hey Tina... you come over here! ...Ricardo's got some great big lovin' for you!