You were everything a girl could ever hope to be You had a chauffeur and a gofer and an SUV And I never thought you'd do it Why, Winona, why? You had all the mad money you could ever need And you never counted twenties, why the sudden greed? Everybody's gotta wonder Why, Winona, why? Was there a thrill you wanted that you couldn't buy? Why, Winona, why? You can afford the very finest alibi Winona Well, your big brown eyes, they look so innocent Winona, why, Winona? Now Johnnie Cochran's on the phone, he wants to represent Winona Now the boulevard is never gonna be the same Are they gonna take your footprints off the walk of fame? Oh, it's so humiliating Why, Winona, why? Why'd you go and do it? Why, Winona, why?