Oh Santa I've been waiting on you That's funny kid Because I've been coming for you Oh Santa I've been k**ing just for fun Well the party's over kid Because I Because I got a bullet in my gun A bullet in your what? Santa's got a bullet in his gun You know it, Santa's got a bullet in his gun Don't shoot me Santa Claus I've been a clean living boy I promise you Did every little thing you asked me to I can't believe the things I'm going through Don't shoot me Santa Claus Well no one else around believes me But the children on the block they tease me I couldn't let them off that easy Oh Santa It's been a real hard year There just ain't no gettin' around this Life is hard But look at me I turned out alright Hey Santa Why don't we talk Believe me This ain't what I wanted I love all you kids, you know that Hell, I remember when you were just 10 years old Playing out there in the desert Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain In the sweet Mojave rain The boy was on his own Don't shoot me Santa Claus I've been a clean living boy I promise you Did every little thing you asked me to I can't believe the things I'm going through Don't Shoot me Santa Claus Well no one else around believes me But the children on the block they tease me I couldn't let them off that easy They had it coming So why can't you see? I couldn't turn my cheek no longer The sun is going down and Christmas is near Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever Woo! Don't shoot me Santa Claus Well no one else around believes me But the children on the street they tease me I couldn't let them off that easy Believe me Santa Santa