The Julie Ruin - Mr. So And So lyrics

I jump out of my plane In a parachute that says "girls rule" With a Sleater-Kinney T-shirt on And when I land you know I'm just gonna have to demand a booklist Just you just write it out by hand And make sure it tells me why feminism needs to exist Take a picture with me Oops, I snuck a kiss Come on, it was just a joke My girlfriend's a really big fan Silence, silence I'll wear you like a shield to hide me from what I really feel And criticism, by the way, you play so good for a girl And thanks for all you do, pat, pat on the head Stand too close now go change the world You can't say goodbye before I get my hello Mr. So and So It's all just for show Except his sweaty glow Mr. So and So I'll stand in the crowd with my hand in my coat At like every single show I just love girl bands how they take command It's a turn on you don't need to know Follow you down the street To make my collection complete And think it's all okay I'll show your autograph To my Women's studies cla** Without hearing what the teacher has to say You can't say goodbye before I get my hello Mr. So and So It's all just for show Except his sweaty glow Mr. So and So Blowing smoke up your a** with My backstage pa** Shy girlfriend in tow Gonna ask you to play just a week and a day before my festival 'Cause the bill is all guys and people wanna know why And I need you for some press quotes You'll be playing mid day on the dumpster stage And on the fliers we'll make sure to misspell yr name You can't say goodbye before I get my hello Mr. So and So