The Joker - Straight Outta Gotham lyrics
[Bane] You are now about to witness the strength of super-villainy! (beat starts) [Two-Face] Straight outta Gotham Crazy motherf**er named Two-Face Check the Glock, put the cash in the suitcase Flip a coin and choose, you know I never lose Bruce Wayne be wearing concrete shoes; Same thing goes for you, Boy Wonder Step to me and be six feet under One coin flip will seal your fate Shout out to all my homies up in Blackgate! Bat wanna fight? Damn, my game is tight Pop-pop-pop, Dark Knight say goodnight! I'll admit that your toys are pretty nifty But I still put your odds at 50/50! Damn, son, you knew I was a crime boss Ain't no telling when I'm down for a coin toss! Here's a murder rap from the District Attorney Putting s**ers in jail or on a gurney Pay your bill for 'services rendered' Harvey's gonna Dent your a** like a fender Swimming with a shark, like Frank Whaley I'm knocking over Gotham's crews, daily And twice on Tuesday, at two o'clock Dumb motherf**ers they gonna get got! Cause I'm down with the Gotham GPD Jim Gordon can't f** with me The coin never fails, call heads or tails Two-Face is off the goddamn rails! So when I go out, gats gonna be poppin' But when I come back, boy, I'm coming straight outta Gotham! [All] City of Gotham, City of Gotham... [Bane, spoken] Yo, Ed! [Riddler] Whats up? [Bane] Tell them where you're from! [Riddler] Straight outta Gotham I'm a crazy-a** Riddler More banks I rob, yo, my posse gets bigger I'm a bad super-villain and you know this But still you think my methods are bogus? So, riddle me this: what has four legs and flies? Batman and Robin, when they meet their demise! Just like shots, the definition is riddling And when you strum a fiddle, it's called fiddling Try to solve my puzzles in a minute I play every game to win, and so I win it! I know you've all seen this, and I mean this Eddie Nygma is a criminal genius! You might wonder why I leave clues behind? f** you! That's the way my sh**'s designed I'm a crazy super-villain from the street! Gotham's scared, because they're unprepared For the rhymes that are serious like cancer So tell me if you think you've got the answer: I'm the start of the end, and the end of time I'm essential to beats and surround every rhyme If you guessed the letter "E" you'd be right D-E-F spells 'def' but I'm HYPE! Because I'm only built for Cuban links Got more riddles than the motherf**ing Sphynx Batman don't even got a clue And if he tries to front, yo, his a** be through! Look, you might think I'm starting to slip But a Riddler like me is on a gangster tip Straight outta Gotham! [All] City of Gotham, city of Gotham... (short instrumental) [Bane] Joker is his name, and the boy is coming! [Joker] Straight outta Gotham Is a clown that steals your b**h's money And makes her a** think it's funny! My answers may strike you as kind of odd But I'm the motherf**er k**ed Jason Todd! See, I don't give a f**, that's no joke I don't give a sh** how many blunts I smoke! Gotham City calls me the Clown Prince of Crime But when I'm on the mic, I'm the Clown Prince of Rhyme; That sh**'s kinda funny, one might say hilarious Homicidal psycho, one might say nefarious Come here! Take a sniff of the Smilex! Don't trip, you're the one who's gong to die next; It's crazy, like getting mail on a Sunday I'm a Coupe De Ville, and Batman's a Hyundai; And when it comes to rap, Gotham better listen I'll be busting rhymes like I'm busting out of prison; Ladies like a guy who makes them laugh Tell them a joke, then I cut them in half! I shot Barbara Gordon right through the spine Now she can't walk...ha ha, punchline! The Joker is wild, downright delirious Still, I gotta ask, 'why so serious'? Pa** the Philly, if you got them, spark them Word out to Arkham, yo Straight outta Gotham! [All] City of Gotham, city of Gotham... (beat fades out) [Bane] That's the way it goes in the city of Gotham, boy-eee!