The Jibster - Underground lyrics
[Verse 1] Welcome to my world Going under like a motherf**er Get down, get down I am a motherf**ing God And all of you motherf**ers are a fishing rod Oh yeah b**h, people fish for you And they don't get much The Jibster is a God and you will be there soon Come to me, and I'll snap your arm And b**h slap your face Are you coming any farther My god, oh my god I got buried alive Hey b**h *Stabs Sounds* haha I stabbed you with a knife I definitely don't want to die that way I rather get shot But I also do not wanna smoke pot I'm no drug addict and I don't even drink but Mountain Dew Yea I'm a Dewholic I'll probably die by too much energy You know what I am saying, right then good that's settled Ahh sh** someone hit me with mettle f** you, here's a motherf**ing sludge hammer (Ouch) You have no foot wanna lose another hahaha I'll make sure of it But there's one thing I should call you Nate You can't hold up a date Cause you can't concentrate That your not straight Oh jeez am I like Shady I guess I am I talk about h*mos I don't know Maybe, It's just cause I like to Cause he talks about them oh well I guess Mom, Mom I'm sorry I talked about h*mos I don't mind them but you should mind That my brother loves boys He does, accept him Oh sh** where did your tit go And dad don't be abusive you motherf**er If you hit me again I'll make you lose a foot Remember sludge hammer, it's a rammer bam Welcome to Hell This b**h is not nice to me Maybe cause she's a virgin and no one likes her I'll accept her only if she's not mean Well s** it I'm outta here What was that I said I'm gone like the wind So see ya I said yea b**h be gone Oh, oh, oh yeah you mother Oh, oh you mother Motherf**er, we're under-ground [Hook] Go leave me alone I'm underground That's my private spot Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] I'm an underground king I have an underground ring But I can't sing No really I can't sing like sh** That's why I chose rap Cause I'm better at it I wanted to be a musician So the best one I'm good at is being a motherf**ing rapper I like to rap, rap, rap and my rapping Is rapping like a rap, rap, rapper But the crap, crap, crap I say is hurt, hurtful But I'm a motherf**ing rap God (Wait I thought Eminem was) Oh sh** I'm sorry I'm a motherf**ing second rap God, my mistake But when I practice rapping fast I'm unbeatable like me beating you up so f**ing hard But when I beat I beat you with a motherf**ing table And I had some motherf**ing f*ggots Sign their name with a label On the f**ing table Voosh what now haha Did you just heard what the f** I said Well I know I didn't What the hell man I don't make sense (The hell you do stop trying to be a better rapper You s** man) Oh sh** people are dissing me Well I'll prove them wrong I never seen people made songs about safety With them rapping You have to give me some credit on that I maybe a newbie but won't be for long I'm a motherf**ing rap God newbie (No man your a God of being a rap embarra**ment) Geez Geez enough man Don't make me take you out You motherf**ing devil Come on, come to me And I'll k** you, k**, k**, k** you ba*tard I'm getting outta here I'm in Hell Bye, bye devil not listening to you anymore [Hook] Go leave me alone I'm underground That's my private spot Yeah, yeah, yeah [Verse 3] Phew I'm above ground now That devil is wacko I thought he was a nice person Don't trust him he's down there for a reason But I trust God he made us I love you God Oh and by the way I believe in Him cause I'm a Christian *Beat Stops* What the hell Goddammit where's the beat Okay *Beat starts up again* There it is now What oh yeah I'm a christian I read books even the bible of course It has a good source Help me I'm hurt I need a nurse Oh nurse just s** my dick Yeah baby that feels good (Ouch) You stupid b**h you bit my dick *Punches her* Haha if you bite me again I'll knock you out like I just did Echrist I have a nephew who is Trist In The Mist Hey Trist wanna find hoes and get a kiss I'm very likable with me being in sightable Christable, it's so tragical and magical Do I make sense of these words being understandable It's laughable The devil is out, Oh No He's going to take me straight back to Hell Well f** you I like to see you try I rather be in Heaven, your a sh**faced b**h GET BACK DOWN f** I'm back here get me out of this underground I don't like it here Here's some more motherf**ing F-Bombs f**er bite me with your motherf**ing teeth Your a motherf**ing chick f**, f**, f**ity, f**, f** oh f** Too many f**ing f** words Well I like saying the motherf**ing F words it's fun (hehe) (I'm gonna whip you, Take The Pain) No b**h your not like Cain Don't say his phrase he takes the pain Not me, Cause Cain is a pain He's my friend he'll k** you Your screwed man, guess what Cain: (You take the pain devil) *Whips him three times* (Ahh stop it, stop it) You asked for it devil Your down with the prickness and Cain is going to k** you (No man no) Hey sorry and one thing I'm a Whoa Man You can't k** me but I'm not doing the k**ing Cain keep whipping him until he dies This story of you is going to end Alright Cain let's get out of this hell hole Alright done [Hook] Go leave me alone I'm underground That's my private spot Yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] Let's get going yall