The Jibster - The Law lyrics

[Hook] Drive, drive, let's ride My, my seat buckle Buckle, buckle yourself up Eyes, eyes on the road The Law [Verse 1] Jib yeah let's get going I like running on the side of the road Don't run in the middle But maybe let's drive instead You know signs they tell you what's up ahead So be cautious and be buckled please Hey girl wanna ride with me Let's go on a date I'm paying cause I'm a guy, guys pay Don't f**ing make the girl pay Be a gentlemen, hold the door for her Let her in first No fast food restaurant you cheapskate And you better pay Don't walk out the door I'll hunt you down Why hello girl how are you are you happy Well I am be happy If sad I'll cheer you up, that's who I am You, me perfect I'm no cheater or a beater But if someone hurts you, I'll protect you ba*tard leave her alone man she's mine This is who I want and It's my law But what about the law, law Yeah man [Hook] Drive, drive, let's ride My, my seat buckle Buckle, buckle yourself up Eyes, eyes on the road I like to be myself Don't be someone you aren't I like to make new friends that are nice, nice The Law [Verse 2] Listen to this I like to listen to Eminem When I was young And I listen to Nicki Minaj right now Oh my god I really love her I would like to meet her and be her friend She's awesome and I like Ke$ha too But Nicki your a hotty I'm white and I don't steal Cause I do the right thing I like acting up in my room Make my own movies I like collecting Magic: The Gathering cards Or any other cards When I have good dreams I make them into movies And yes I have dreams that are violent But it's no nightmare cause i'm the hero Now the law No stealing, No k**ing innocent people Oh and I watch NCIS and Criminal Minds Those shows are good To be honest, I have a disability I don't mind telling yall And you should listen to the law Yeah the law, so obey Yeah, yeah, oh yeah [Hook] Drive, drive, let's ride My, my seat buckle Buckle, buckle yourself up Eyes, eyes on the road I like to be myself Don't be someone you aren't I like to make new friends that are nice, nice The Law [Bridge] Ready haha The law is on my ball Give me a call Naw man the cops are coming To arrest you for speeding Crash poor man Where the f** is the f**ing word That I wanna say I don't know, oh f** [Hook] Drive, drive, let's ride My, my seat buckle Buckle, buckle yourself up Eyes, eyes on the road I like to be myself Don't be someone you aren't I like to make new friends that are nice, nice The Law