The Jazz Butcher Conspiracy - Hungarian Love Song lyrics

You say you're hungry, well that's a shame Of course, I can't say exactly who's to blame This town is crazy it's quite insane But I'll see it never happens again I'm glad that we're meet 'coz you should be eating I can't stand to see you this way Life looks much grimmer if you've had no dinner So darling believe what I say Chorus: I'll be your breakfast I'll be your dinner You won't get hungry You won't get thinner To see you starving Is no damned good So darling, darling I'll be your food You queue for bu*ter and old jam tarts To see you do this weighs heavy on my heart You can break that state monopoly And you can have all your meals for free Just call me and you can start 'Coz there's no shortage in our hotel We eat like porkers and drink like hell So let's just sit in bed and talk And you can bring a knife and fork And bite bits and chew them well Life is for living and love is for giving And here is the scheme I propose If you need groceries, dear They're much closer than you might have first had supposed Chorus I know it's bad dear, to say the least This bloody nonsense between the West and East You shouldn't take it quite so hard You've got a bu*ter mountain in your back yard Just call me and we can feast And if you need me, girl I'm always there Just take my bones out, remove the hair And if you call out I'll catch you later I'll be waiting in your refrigerator Diced into neat little squares 'Coz the best thing for you is a gigantic stew It's the answer to all your despair Oh girl, don't try to be tender Just make with the blender I Want you to know that I care Chorus I'll be your breakfast I'll be your dinner You won't get hungry You won't get thinner Don't take offense now Don't think me rude But if you need me I'll be your food