Clark While flipping through the pages of "The Films Of Charlie Chaplin" He acquired in 1973 He casts his mind way back but he's not sure how it happened How he came to being me. It's a sad and sordid script Border lining on slap stick It was a real pie in the face to see it turn out like it did. I need a girl h**ne Someone to keep the plot moving Someone who'll save me in the end A girl h**ne, I need a girl h**ne. While sifting through the FBI files on Charlie Chaplin He uncovered some lies of his own All in the name of keeping them laughing He buried his heart like a stone. But the key required most In comedy is pathos. He did a real double take when life became quite a joke. I need a girl h**ne Someone to keep the plot moving Someone who'll save me in the end A girl h**ne, I need a girl h**ne. This must be the dream sequence because she's dressed like angel If I could speak in my defense before the mallet fatal Comes crashing down cracking on my head, like Mabel said. He needs a girl h**ne Someone to keep the plot moving Someone who'll save him in the end A girl h**ne. I need a girl h**ne Someone to keep the plot moving Someone who will save me in the end A girl h**ne. I need a girl h**ne. Tu tu tu tu … A girl h**ne, I need a girl h**ne.