The Idle Race - Lucky Man lyrics

I'm very lucky I think you'll agree I've lost the key to my front door I can't get in there anymore, oh my I've lost the key to my love's heart It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my I'm very lucky I think you'll agree As I was riding home from work I saw a robber steal a shirt, oh my I shouted "oi!" and yelled "stop! thief!" The policeman booked me for disturbing the peace, oh my I'm very lucky I think you'll agree As I was swimming in the sea I came across a bomb or three, oh my I took them to the coastguard man Who said "hurry up and get th...", oh my I'm very lucky I think you'll agree I've lost the key to my front door I can't get in there anymore, oh my I've lost the key to my love's heart It's down the drain and in the dark, oh my I'm very lucky I think you'll agree