The Hotknives - Captain Chaos lyrics

I woke up in the sink again I can't recall a thing since ten My legs have turned to heavy lead A constant buzz inside my head There are some things I can't recall No clothes on in a shopping mall? I found some strange stains on my shirt I hope it's good and honest dirt! Captain chaos strikes again A drink or three I'm fine but then I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door Someone starts a drinking race The coat-stand hits me in the face I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more A song sung in between the key That Karaoke king was me I hope I didn't say out loud The things my mind had disallowed The bouncer had an attitude Or was I loud and really rude? I really must sort out my head Oh God there's someone in my bed! Captain chaos strikes again A drink or three I'm fine but then I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door Someone starts a drinking race The coat-stand hits me in the face I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more The instant guilt, the cold remorse The same again next week of course A tiny line to make you fast The future caught up with your past It's Friday night we're going out We'll drink too much again, no doubt I can't recall a thing since ten I woke up in the sink again Captain chaos strikes again A drink or three I'm fine but then I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door Someone starts a drinking race The coat-stand hits me in the face I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more Captain chaos strikes again A drink or three I'm fine but then I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door Someone starts a drinking race The coat-stand hits me in the face I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more