The Homewreckers - Boob-Tube lyrics

I’m trapped inside my TV I’m there most every night It’s really quite exciting So why put up a fight Why do, when you can see what’s being done Why feel, when you can see they’re havin’ fun Why think if you don’t have to Comes right whizzin’ past you Reaches out to grab you I love my TV! Why bother to be It’s easier to step inside Why bother to be Turn off your mind and go for a ride Why bother to be Well it’s so easy to do Put your brain in park and let it live for you No matter how much I watch I just can’t seem to get enough I’m telling you man, them Honey Boo Boo reruns Oh that’s cla**ic stuff Telling you man, oh don’t you know, there ain’t no hope I gotta get runnin’ now, and catch those midday soaps I know the things that’s comin’ to me I know its true man, I seen it on TV! Why do, when you can see what’s being done Why feel, when you can see they’re havin’ fun Why think if you don’t have to Comes right whizzin’ past you Reaches out to grab you I love my TV! Why bother to be It’s easier to step inside Why bother to be Turn off your mind and go for a ride Why bother to be Well it’s so easy to do Put your brain in park and let it live for you