The Holdup - Drunk Texting lyrics

[Intro] *Laughs* Bro check out these pictures she just sent me Who? I don't even know to be honest, just one of those girls from last night You're drunk texting alright? Put the phone down, come take a shot of patron yo. *can't hear what he says hear* [Verse 1] Take away my phone when I'm drinkin' 'cause I'll be drunk textin' like what the hell 'm I thinkin' I'll be textin' this girl, that girl Thinkin' Imma mac girls, but end up lookin' stupid Well I guess I had it backwards Naw! Just playin', what the hell 'm I sayin'? Haven't had a wink of sleep just flew in from dayton Wuh-owww, be fadin' away, gettin' faded all day So, pa** me a bottle of patron, Gimme 'bout a half an hour I'll be on the phone Hittin' you up, "Are you awake?" "Are you home?" Textin' me back like "Mike, what the f** you on?" Man! I need you to tell me I'm embarra**in' myself Put my phone away, And leave it on the shelf 'til I'm sober. 'Til the night's over, I can't be doin' this when I'm older [Chorus] I'll be the king of drunk textin' And it feels good to be flexin' On this pretty girl and her best friend While the one right here's undressin' Guess I'll never learn my lesson Never listen to the suggestions Close my eyes and I'll rest them Forever be destined to look like a fool, yeah Look like a fool, yeah [Verse 2] I hear my conscience tellin' me to leave this girl alone But it's talking to me through a bad connection on the phone So I'm doin' it anyway All the sh** im gonna say I probably won't mean tomorrow f** it. It's another day-ay-ay-ay I always say too much in text, Leadin' all these groupies on, cause I don't even want the s** And to be honest I don't mean the things I'm sayin' I hope that you ain't serious, 'cause baby I'm just playin' I'm just tryna hear you say you like me better than you do You don't really ask for all the pictures that you're sendin' you I don't really need 'em, probably just delete 'em Just confirmed that you're a hoe, and I don't wanna see 'em But I'll tell you what my friends think. Once I let my friends see You should probably think about the sh** you're gonna send me Catch me in the moment when I'm drunk, and I'll be friendly 'Cause I ain't serious, babe I'm just havin' fun pretendin' [Chorus] [Guitar Solo] [Chorus]