The Hextalls - Kristine lyrics

You were hot as hell on the first date I was nervous because I don't like airports Wrong way on the freeway We ended up in downtown Chicago I could never leave, I would rather be Stuck inside a bus without a reason You could rob me once, just like the black guy With the bad heart that f**ed me over The black guy that f**ed me over One day, you had a hard fall on the driveway We ended up right back in the snow bank I guess I'm going to learn the hard way How to fit in those pink pajamas When I opened the door and farted, you just laughed and laughed Don't ever leave me broken-hearted if you ever decide to leave When I burped in your mouth on the french kiss, you just laughed and laughed Don't ever tell your dad that we practiced how to shake his hand about a thousand times I can't believe that I ever really found you I don't know how I'll ever going to tell you Every time that I try to write a love note It always ends up sounding like a fart joke I can't believe that I ever really found you I don't know when or if I'll ever get to tell you About the cake that you baked you thought looked crappy Who needs a birthday when you're happy I can't believe that I ever really found you I can't say that I think that I deserve you You give my heart a giant f**ing bo*er I want to share it with you when we're older Kristine Marie, you're the best thing to happen to me