The Heligoats - The Camping Trip From Hell lyrics

Let me tell you about my camping trip from hell The kind of tale you hope you never have to tell And though I thought it started out pretty well It soon came to compromise my health When she forgot to tell Me something about herself There was more under the shell There were cards she had not dealt The night was warm and so we walked under the moon In the dunes Made the bed Left some bread out for raccoons And then I zipped up the tent with my love My sudden doom No mercy She had me howling at the moon When she forgot to tell Me something about herself She was raised by wolves so she salivated Anytime she heard the bell Let me tell you about my camping trip from hell That time when in love I almost fell I was in deep covered in deet and underneath her spell I thought for sure I'd found some woodland angel But I'm not surprised now I don't think that she was sober And it doesn't make it hurt less I'm just glad the camping trip is over The one golden rule You leave no trace But I'm covered in her tracks forever Poisoned by her fangs Since she forgot to tell Me something about herself Me something about herself Me something about herself Me something about herself