The Grouch - Mom and Pop k**er lyrics

I heard you bought your whole style off of Ebay They even sellin everything now that we say Sally furnished her apartment at Best Buy But Target got the best buys and thats why Im gonna do a wal-mart exclusive With hallmark rhymes and fisher-price goin produce it Oh you ain't heard? weak lyrics thats the new sh** Like oliver print ain't and tellin the truth is He got the same shirt as me LRG I guess we're brothers What will we tell our seeds? That everythings gonna be alright Santa clause gonna come and we goin eat tonight Only 10 choices and one of thems a cheesecake factory Please taste tactfully Oh you feelin exotic? lets hit p.f. changs They got california rolls now this freedom is strange Mom and pop k**er, mom and pop k**er stop k**in my folks Mom and pop k**er, mom and pop k**er stop k**in our folks M&p k**er, m&p k**er stop k**in my folks Mom and pop k**er, mom and pop k**er stop k**ing the folks Wha do you get when you mix pizza hut and taco bell? Well, at least a pain in the gut and an awful smell Hell I should own a franchise Wouldn't it sell this coldstone melt My old phone felt like a weight on my shoulders My new phone found me a mate like I told ya Now I dont ever have to leave my community Who needs a ghetto pa**? Man all of this buffoonery slides We gotta keep hip-hop alive? Stay unified like starbucks and jamba right What set you claimin mac or pc? Im in the back of gc makin tracks on gp See it ain't a song it's a blog And we didn't change we evolved Still make ice from water and wood from log I pay half the price and im twice the hog