The Grouch - Artsy lyrics

[Hook] You ain't artsier than me Cuz you got sideburns and a vintage tee I said you ain't artiser than me Cuz you pluck a guitar, that ain't f**in bizarre You ain't artsier than me Cuz you live in Los Feliz, b**h you ain't Jesus You ain't artsier than me I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab [Verse 1] So what you're vegan? It shows in your presence, you be geekin' And you been seekin' the same light Speakin' of game like the enemy, hang tight I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity Full of sun, rain & potential energy All you saw were the K-Swiss Clean, crisp, creased jeans means this So you thought and dipped My walks hip, thoughts; hipper Unzip the zipper No I don't wear hemp or drink liquor And that don't make me the man, just a little bit sicker Spit kicker with an eye for the big dipper From an island cliff emerges a loud whisper And I'm proud of this, it's my art You doin yoga just to look the part [Hook] You ain't artsier than me Cuz you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates You ain't artsier than me You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian You ain't artsier than me Cuz you make weed brownies and knit wool hats You ain't artsier than me You pseudo-elitist old-school sap [Verse 2] Don't let an 808 scare ya Shake stripes off your shirt and clear the whole area I'm a humanoid too And if you're cool with me then I'll look past the void in you Instead of through I'm down with VW's and flossed-out caddys on 22's too I bang for good Fools, k** for nothin' I build for somethin' Family and peace Hand me the piece I'll hit it, I'm social Hear my opinion I'm proud, I'm vocal Local in a foreign place More digital than dusty But trust me, I be tourin' space You be whorin' at a comfortable pace You be skippin a chore to jump in a race I be bumpin my ba** like you collect comics I'm not weird, I'm honest [Hook] You ain't artsier than me Cuz you only read books, don't watch T.V You ain't artsier than me Cuz you shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes You ain't artsier than me Cuz you speak real soft and drink Chai tea You ain't artsier than me I recycle too, I'm kinda like you [Verse 3] I just look cleaner, grown demeanor Wear deodorant, registered voter And a tree hugger too Not in these clothes Me lova you but it's gotta be both ways Most days I'm earthy, stay grounded Often it's a paper chase, I'm well-rounded Straight to face, townish It's all boundless I make it sound universally dope Overcome adversity, reshape the worst of me Do it for the love and release it commercially Like a blockbuster started at Sundance Can't stop man you only get one chance Presentation is key, hesitation ain't see Innovation is my A-R-T Dedication is free, occupation is me Innovation is my A-R-T [Hook] You ain't artsier than me Cuz you drive a hybrid and carpool with three You ain't artsier than me Cuz you a 16th Mexican, you ain't ethnic And you ain't artsier than me You just a broke a** poet with the same old cadence You ain't artsier than me We was conscious first, welcome to Earth