The Grouch - Blood, Dick & p**y lyrics

[Abstract Rude telephone message] *May 18th, at 5:12pm* "Yo Grouch, what's up? It's Ab Uh, I'm out here man, hit me up, hit me up at the office I got this idea for this song I want to do with you Um, hopefully we can do that sh** Um, I don't know what I'mma call it But the hook is like 'Blood's thicker than water, but dicks are no stronger than pussies Friends should last longer but it gets ugly Push me to the point of no return Fools they waste s**m and cool bridges they burn Blood's thicker than water...' I can hear me and you f**ing up some sh** on that Anyway..." [Aceyalone] Does a woman make a man feel like a man Because she's giving him the p**y hole? Does a man make a woman feel like a woman Cause he said she was sweeter than a Tootsie Roll? Yeah, with self-control she'll be first on the scroll But it's all about the scrotum and the pole And that feeling that just takes a hold of most people The p**y and the dick are equal, both deceitful Some n***as ain't got control of they ding-a-ling Forget about everything when they start tingling And some gals can't stop mingling Need someone to scratch the itch, b**h keep jingling But mother nature's more powerful than you think After a couple drinks, you'll hit it if it stinks Cause ain't nobody perfect and plus Babies have to be born and nuts have to be bust Adjust, don't f** over somebody you trust Going head over heels over lust, but life is real [Hook: Abstract Rude] Blood's thicker than water, but dicks are no stronger than pussies Friends should last longer, but it gets ugly Push me like a bu*ton, nothing earned Fools, they waste s**m and cool bridges they burn Blood's thicker than water, but dicks are no stronger than pussies Friends should have honor, but it gets ugly Push me like a bu*ton, nothing earned Fools, they waste s**m and cool bridges they burn [The Grouch] Now if you had the opportunity to f** off things with you and me Over a breezy, then you probably would Hopefully I wouldn't trip, but naturally I should And actually if we were close, it would be to the good Cause if you was using judgement and wasn't on no love sh** An example of how blood's thick is me being cool Rule of thumbs, you've heard them like M.O.B. and friends too I've got too much game and business to attend to to cry And though I'd be the first to ask you why And I'd definitely be upset to catch you in a lie Wouldn't be the first time that sharing was caring Ask Eligh how it goes down, tempers aren't always flaring Staring at the situation open-minded The only way to go cause time can't be rewinded Find it in your interest not to fool with my wife though Cause what would happen then is something that you wouldn't like to know [Hook: Aceyalone] [Abstract Rude] What's up baby? I see you making moves You've got a point to prove, and issues with Rude I showed you love, fed you food, hooked you up with my troops Around you place sipping blues, didn't even make you pay dues Even when I had pick and choose for you, I was in the mood And see I, I'm a hardcore stuck in the war Can't take many more first night scores out on tour The pure thought whispers settle down, don't mess around The young mind, yeah wants to find what's new in town But I can't blame ya, call you out then name ya (b*atch!) Hell I'm an entertainer, L.A. underground rap star Who ain't got that far, it'll be our little secret For sure something you'll regret and sleep with I swallow pride, plus the envious and jealous love Slow to anger, not a glutton, comes with high cost Of blood loss that's worse than having no water And dick and p**y is weak, and that'll get you caught up Look at you tryna run through my whole crew You hitting speed bumps, it's a rocky road boo It's a rocky road boo [Hook: The Grouch]