The Grouch - Addicted lyrics

[Intro - Unknown] While sitting home playing with my prick I decided to take in a flick Only dirty movies turn me on Like "Deep Throat" and "The Devil and Miss Jones" I've been called a genius, I've been called a ba*tard But I'm known around the world as the nasty rapper All of you freaks, no matter where you are Listen while I rap about the p**no stars It goes, budda budda, budda budda, budda budda, budda budda Yea, ha ha (slows down; beat kicks in) [Hook - Scarub] x1 (Background vocals - PSC) (It's a problem, sh**. I'm a grown a** man, man damn. That's a problem though, sh**) Every time you jerk off you shorten your life span Thats what somebody told me (Where you go for help for something like that?) Is it true, ??My head man?? (Who do you call? What?) If it is I'm dead AND I need someone here to control me (I'm an addict) [Verse 1 - PSC] I bought the brand new Mac, the high speed Internet The dual-drives in the back, it's lots of power like crack I'm addicted to these sites with the free pics, the tight ones Lots of categories, point your arrow, they're a light sum I zone out in the web world of triple-X I never knew what a MILF was 'till I seen it, Yes! I like the Indian sites, forbidden paradise The red-dot special hoes, black sheep, said it ripe I like the "BangBus" and "8th Street Latinas" Tricking amateurs out, avoiding misdemeanors Flash the cash, they get in Bash those, kick 'em out Throw clothes to the floor, next girl on the route, hey! I'm hella picky, I click off girls quickly Don't like them shaved and prickly, no pre-pubescence, icky That's a NO-NO! Grow those hairy creampies I love the "Big Naturals" and the smooth, thick thighs I'm a guy that's wise to all the tricks and the lies The special offers for free, membership with ties They like a virus attacking on my phat screen Clicking on the "X" for them to bounce, but they just won't leave Won't leave, damn they k**ed a couple hot males I recognize some broads up off the Internet I got tales, and get tails, but won't peep out no she-males But seen a couple that could fool you, like some Lee Nails I check the video clips on "CumFiesta" Eating salsa and chips, take a ??siesta?? Then back at it, I'm a p**n addict I even peep the animal lovers, and caught static While my girl was asleep, I'm caught up in a jam I'm at the Macintosh with Cocoa bu*ter in my hand I needed help, Damn I need another plan I'm running out of p**n to check out in cyber land I'm an addict man When's the last time you did it like this? (Grouch: Hey, don't ask me that, you know...I did it like, 'bout a hour ago...) [Verse 2 - The Grouch] My girl used to buy me movies, but she know it don't really do me no good Polishing my wood when I should be tending to what's under her hood My minds on the "BangBus", and I'm not getting kicked off Somebody, quick build me a loft to hide my stash Hard drive's starting to flash, she's parting the gash, I need to save that! MPEG's up the a**, look at how far they got the legs back! I was raised to know that's not love, but I' ma try it on my wife though I got a twisted view on s**, now when I like to see the white flow In a hype, growing a painful pressure, Luke's He's going to tame her with big bucks, man This world we live in is nuts I'm feeling stupid when I bust mine, but it ALWAYS goes away And that's how I know I got a problem And every day I say "I'm going to quit" (Oops, I did it again...) - 4X [Hook] - 2X [Verse 3] I like pigtails, gla**es and pumps Cheerleader fits, and any stretchy sh** to make a**es look plump I don't dig the leather or the chains Blindfolds are cool, prefer eyes when it comes time to aim Lollipops get me off, and crotchless fishnets rule I'm a fan of drool, but that throw up sh**'s a fool I only loose my cool when I'm surfing for smut I got one hand on the mouse, and the other on my WHAT?! I play the skin-flute like I'm in the symphony And when it's time for me to get-some, Jake Steed's who I attempt to be I never last though, or f** around with the a**hole I'm an a**hole.. [Hook] Repeat until end