The Geek - Chad lyrics

Back in the day there was a kid named Chad With long blond locks and a scar, yo bad! I met him on the hill back in ninety-four He could ride, we'd get high, that was my kind of guy He had a roommate named Brent and girl named M*ckie One had h*moerotic tendencies, the other would talk smacky But Chad was straight, he used a sock to masterbate He liked Ohio State, playin' pranks, and mixed tapes A couple years later, Junior year at BU Chad's hair was gettin shorter but there's nothin he could do We would party at a house with Meredith, Kim and Lauren There was one more girl there but Chad must've been snorin' Which by the way, if you've heard it, sounds like wood is a sawwin' [Snore][breath][snore][breath] YO CHAD! I'm AWOL'IN But listen, he tries, he really tries to be perfect Nasal strips, allergy shots, manscaping, and colonics Happy Birthday buddy ...to be continued