Hey yo, Hov, thanks for letting me borrow this beat so I could lay down the Sound Scan This just in: Number 1 this week is Diddy, 176,232 Number 2 is Evanescence, 107,000 Number 3: JoJo, 105,000 Number 4, Justin Timberlake! 95,000 Number 5: Dierks Bentley, 81,000 Number 6: Rod Stewart, 76,000 Number 7: Hinder, 76,435 Number 8: Ruben Studdard, 69,000 Number 9: Tony Bennet, 66,000 Skip the bullsh**, Lloyd Banks ain't in at number 16: 48000. (Haha...) Banks, what you wearing all that blue for? You know Snoop Dogg? Fake king of New York, you ain't Jay-Z, you RuPaul You ain't hard n***a, you ain't hot Yayo, do your dance, show homie how to flop Christopher Lloyd gon' be Christopher Reeves Picture him rollin' through the N.Y.C Tellin' n***as I stole your logo, trying to use me for promo Your logo is a shield, and you stole that from the po-po You cop n***a, you ain't got New York on lock n***a Check the record store, they still got yo sh** in a box n***a Yo boss sing songs, only R&B n***a wit' bling on Y'all should stop rappin', and sell ringtones Drunk a** flow, G-Unit alcoholic Me and Dipset seem to be the only motherf**ers (Ballin'!) Again and again, I will aim, co*k, and shoot Make your fitted cap spin in the wind With your Jay Leno chin (2 X's) When Game in this b**h It's going down man Try to play me out, but you out of bounds, man Where your goons at, when I come around man? Banks, Yayo, and Buck is running from the Sound Scan Young Buck, when your album coming out? Naw, for real, go ask 50 when your album comin' out You n***as fighting over airtime It's my fault that he pushed your album back farther than Clyde Drexler hairline Creep up on your tour bus, pull out the pump Word from Cashville, you ain't been down south in months You got money in the bank? I'll tell you what I think; you're broke What you gon' do when 50 stop payin' your car notes? And the n***a Paul Wall, take his grill back Gotta go back to Nashville, you gon' feel that David. This ain't' no bu*terknife Dre sh** This is one shot, k**, ask him where his face went Now back to the basics, you n***as stuck in the Matrix Before the n***a finished the G-Unit logo I erased it So face it Freddy, you'll never see Jason A year and a half later, still looking for my replacement (2 X's) When Game in this b**h It's going down man Try to play me out, but you out of bounds, man Where your goons at, when I come around man? Banks, Yayo, and Buck is running from the Sound Scan I got 2 words for Tony Yayo: "One Blood" You 39 now, and you still rapping? Ugh!