The Fuzztones - Old lyrics

Gather 'round kiddies, I'm gonna tell you a big fat story I'm old Old as the hills Old as f** I can't even pay my bills 'cause I'm old Old as time Well it won't be long 'fore I run out of mine I'm old Old as dirt I'm a dirty old man in a dirty old shirt If I can't cut the mustard, baby I can always lick the lid If you know more than me, son You surely keep it hid 'Cause I'm old Old as I feel Said I'm over the hill Can't get my thrill Without a little blue pill I'm old But I'm wise Well I'm past my prime, I've done my time And I've watched it fly Now I'm old As old as I look I said you can't judge a cover, baby, 'til you read the book Did I mention I'm old? And I'm bold The sweeter the wine, baby, or so I've been told Somewhere in my memory I remember havin' fun Just like Rip Van Winkle, I woke up and it was gone 'Cause I'm old I'm old enough to know better Maybe I'm not getting older I'm gettin' bitter 'Cause I'm old I'm not gettin' any younger My soul is dyin' of hunger 'Cause I'm old As in long ago I've forgotten more, baby, than you'll ever know Some say I'm lucky just to be alive There must be more to life than merely to survive 'Cause I'm old