The Front Bottoms - Taking My Uzi To The Gym lyrics

You and me, we could never be Because I don't laugh at sh** that I don't think is funny And you're so eager to please You get on your knees for any f**ing a**hole Who says he's all you need And I'm sorry I have to take this approach The only thing that'd shut me up now: your hands around my throat You and your friends feel free And you're way too cool for me And you do d** now And all your problems run so deep And we were smoking in the basement At your best friend's brother's party And you love them because he treats you Like you know what the f** you're talking about And you and me, we could never take this approach The only thing that'd shut me up now: Your hands around my throat Swear I love you Until the very, very end. But there's a problem, (What's the problem?) You're in love with your boyfriend. This is me officially giving up on you I've wasted too much time with stupid lies For this to ever become true And this is me officially giving up on you We've wasted too much time with stupid lies I'm getting sh**faced in your room. I've got dreams where I bleed And I choke myself to sleep And I hear screams It's the secrets that you keep And I am learning that your secrets They really don't mean sh** to anyone But you and your friends And you and me, we could never take this approach The only thing that'd shut me up now: Your hands around my throat Swear I love you Until the very, very end. But what's the problem, (What's the problem?) You're in love with your boyfriend And I will get on my elbows until all my fingers go numb And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become And I will lean on my elbows until all my fingers go numb And I refuse to take another breath 'till you change who you have become