Well, I'm trying to keep My brains from getting dry There's only one way I know I'm gonna bolt shut the windows Barricade the doors Let all of my judgements go I'll take the mead from the table Talk straight while I'm able Until I'm nothing less than a crime Until my heart stops beatin' I will drink myself too much wine Well, I know I'm getting nowhere Creepin' up the backstair Tellin' myself, I'm in pain Well, even I don't believe me I'm threatening to leave me Till only my dumbness remains Well, even schoolgirls deride me There's something dead inside me I give away my blood for a sign Until my ship comes in I'm gonna drink myself too much wine Well, too much wine Too much wine I'll be your best kind of friend I'll be submissive till the end of the line And when the clock strikes seven They can cut me down in my prime I'll be your last witch doctor I'll be anything for too much wine Well, I'm trying to keep My brains from getting dry There's only one way I know I'm gonna bolt shut the windows Barricade the doors Let all of my judgements go I'll take the mead from the table Talk straight while I'm able Until I'm nothing less than a crime Until my heart stops beatin' I will drink myself too much wine Well, too much wine Too much wine I'll be your best kind of friend I'll be submissive till the end of the line And when the clock strikes seven They can cut me down in my prime I'll be your last witch doctor I'll be anything for too much wine Oh! Ah, too much wine Too much wine Oh, my God I'll be your best kind of friend I'll be submissive till the end of the line And when the clock strikes seven They can cut me down in my prime I'll be your last witch doctor I'll be anything for too much wine I'll be your last witch doctor I'll be anything for too much wine I'll be your last witch doctor I'll be anything for too much wine