The Fratellis - Getting Surreal lyrics

Everybody knows when tell me again Fatten up the pig and baby let's pretend That I could see the joke At the beginning or the end Let me know the secret honey Then I'll be your best friend Alakazam, kalakazoo, salaam Meet me in the jungle Where they never give a damn If your clothes don't fit Or if your marriage is a sham They never weigh a woman By the kilo or the gram If you go to make it baby make it real Get up of your knees and tell me how do you feel? Nothing untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes this is getting surreal Written in the stars is a great big lie That you'll never get to see Until the minute that you die And by the time you get to heaven Your a whole another guy It's maybe just as well That you never had a third eye Little pig little pig lock your door Take the gun from the wall And then even up the score I don't even know who the sun shines for And I don't believe what I believe any more If you got to make it baby make it real Get up off your knees and tell me how do you feel? Nothing untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes this is getting surreal Hollywood d**h smile flash me a grin Laughing gas don't cut it when you're rotten within Nothing untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes this is getting surreal Well it's hotdog logie in a grapefruit time Flutter your eyelids and honey you'll be fine Throw me your sins And I'll keep them with mine You got a headful of stone And that's something divine Get a little head rush, swallow a fly Cut off your memories And hang them out to dry It was a beautiful noise But now it's tumbling by I was never here there was no you and I If you got to make it baby make it real Get up off your knees and tell me how do you feel? Nothing untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes this is getting surreal Hollywood d**h smile flash me a grin Laughing gas don't cut it when you're rotten within Nothing untrue can ever be revealed Cover my eyes this is getting surreal