I wear lipstick and I wear a dress, High heels I stand when I piss, And I don't wanna shave and I don't wanna bathe, 'Coz I'm a transvestite from Planet 13, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, yeah! And I don't care if you approve, What the f** is that gonna do? 'Coz I ain't got nothing better to do, Than piss off motherf**ers like you, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, I'm a crossdressing goddamn son of a b**h, yeah!