The Former Fat Boys - You Can't Call lyrics

You can't call Please don't call You can't call You can't call me anymore It's always the phone Just one ringtone Means she's alone Another one down Another one left her Another wrong chioce Another wrong left turn Then its her voice On the line Begging to hear mine Like somehow she doesn't know I'm not fine Like somehow she doesn't see me as a boy I'm just another best friend she'll destroy Like a toddler breaking its toys Every time she's down she likes to make noise That's when she calls If I were a girl I'd call I'd call ever guy That ever listened to me whine About some guy who repeatedly lied While I repeatedly cried And was so blind Yeah, I'd apologize Cuz I'd bet some rich dude's Corvette That every dude in this club had a smurfette That he knew he'd never get, but he answered every text Took every call, and would always regret And every ho sipping that goose and cran Has got 5 numbers and a master plan And she'll never be in love with any of them But as soon as she's needy, she'll call again So no I guess Ii'm not that tough I don't care, done being dumb I'm calling your bluff Cuz when you call I'm messed up Cuz there's only one of us that's in love Cuz there's only one that's in love Cuz there's only one that's not love Cuz there's only one so I give up My heart is broken and I've had enough So kiss kiss kiss kiss your girlfriends all night long As sam rosnon plays lindsay's song While your boyfriend gets his thing on with a cutie in a thong (as the dj bangs this song) And you wonder why he's gone so long He was headed to the bathroom hours ago And you're so smashed out on jack and blow Acting a ho, so you pull out your phone And ET me, baby, i ain't your home You cannot call me cuz your just so sorry That's life, and i'm so bored of games on these lonely nights And i just can't pretend to care bout lights and bars and fancy cars I drive a 97 neon it could be ours Ac and tape deck But you see stars And you even try to call If you got no bars Blinded your living so large and giant True loves in your face you can't find it You say you need me now i ain't buying it So leave a voicemail or just be quiet Cuz i'm over waiting for you i'm on a diet