The Former Fat Boys - Yay! I'm Not A Daddy! lyrics

This boy's hot, i don't need to tell you that Eyes see and girls check out that we Formerly Fat Stomach is flat So show me the rack Cuz i already told you that back On show me ya tats She's grinding so hard i'm covered in rug burns And we're doing it bareback, cuz there's no aids in the suburbs And i get mine then disappear right into thin air Like a blonde haired lionel richie heir Poof vamoose like bilbo like frodo i've come and i'm gone Then fwoop whoop i was there all along And i used a fake name, and made up a fake job I ain't need to be stalked like corn on the cob And we blowing up huge so the worlds at our shows And lo and behold, she's backstage cuz she's a ho She's like I'm not here for lies, we ain't got time I'm f**ing ten days late like third eye blind No i'm not a daddy No way i can't have a kid No i'm not a daddy No way i don't have a kid Ditch the after party, 10 bucks Wal-Mart invested She won't piss on it in the store she's princess-en I need privacy, and wine I'm parched a bit I'm sorry baby, i can't pee in public Great i got a k-fed before I even made fifty bucks I'm like listen i was lying about blowing up So i take her cross the highway to the holidae inn express And somehow, this b**h is acutally impressed $50 bucks later, a few glugs of wild irish rose She's peeing on the the thing like hustler videos Chicks brunette, but I a**ume its dyed While we wait she suggests we f** to pa** the time And my jaw is dropped, but her top is popped So i lay down like dr. suess she hops on pop 2 minutes later I'm done and the test is too There's a weird line appearing that's kinda light blue Cross check the box to be sure, my baby mama grabs me Girl you ain't pregnanat, YAY I'M NOT A DADDY! Yay i'm not a daddy Whooooo yeah i don't have a kid Phase one A half cooked son Put it back in the oven Until the soft spot's done I tried to pull up Or out before I came The tower yelling abort I eject from the plane I put on a shirt Just to empty a hanger She's a little apprehensive Who's to say I could blame her Danger Will Robinson Abort Abort I feel like Charles Bronson Unlocking car doors s**s**, the deed is done Whip out the petron Let's have some fun Buying drinks for the bar Handing out cigars Got a stork that says yay i'm not a daddy in my front yard Celebrating hard Take a chick back to my car Learn my lesson? no, she's gorgeous I'm not smart Cuz I'm almost a star I can't have no Shar I ain't need a chick with no c-section scars So ladies if you're not babied up I'm no obgyn, but I say fill up a cup Yeah ladies, if you're not babied up I'm no surgeon general but I say light up All my brothers, if she's not babied up Grab another chick cuz the night is young And everybody, without a kid on the way Raise your gla** up to the sky and let me here you say YAY