The Former Fat Boys - Wrecked My Balls lyrics

I groaned, I moaned, my guts in pain I clutched, yes I'm gonna cry She kicked, not once like tons and tons I think, I am gonna die Don't you ever say, you look overweight Say she looks cute and lie If her friend is hot, don't tweet her your co*k Or you might not survive She came in and she wrecked my balls She never hit so hard below And yeah maybe it's all my fault But now she'll never Erect e e ct me No one'll Ere e ect me I think it's broke, my only hope Is pills little blue pills I might have s**ted with her sis And now, I'm writing my will Don't you ever cheat, even secretly She will find out you lied If her mom's around, no drunk making out They'll be no place to hide She came in and she wrecked my balls I guess she probably checked my calls And yeah maybe it's all my fault But now she'll never Erect e e ct me She came in and she wrecked my balls She never hit so hard below And yeah maybe it's all my fault But now she'll never Erect e e ct me No one'll Ere e ect me Never thought she's ruin my jizz Wanna make another pearl necklace I always thought I'd have some kids Jason Bateman in the switch I always thought I'd use my jizz To make another pearl necklace Guess I'll never get that wish Don't you ever say, you look overweight Say she looks cute and lie She came in and she wrecked my balls She just closed her eyes and punched Man you shoulda seen me fall Now no one'll ever Erect e e ct me She came in and she wrecked my balls She never hit so hard below And yeah maybe it's all my fault And now she'll never Erect e e ct me Yeah she wrecked me Credits