The Former Fat Boys - Too Fat (Eat Some Food) lyrics

2003 and the year of the [?] L, P, L Too fat! Too gluttonous! I'm too fat for y'all Too fat! Too gluteus! I'm too fat for y'all I just got ribs and put on your bib What you going to do? Eat the food! When your boy has a party at his brand new crib What you going to do? Eat his food! Stop to buy milk and they giving free samples What you going to do? Eat the food! And now the people be laughing at you [?] Boy, what you going to do? Eat some food! Eating out steaks ribs and shish-ka-bobbers For dessert and dreaming some cherry cobbler Masticate on some roast beef then I hit the lamb Tables next to the buffet because they know who I am (FFB!) Need some food served up 'cause I be watching TV Just ate Mexican dip so don't stand downwind from me [?] getting burgers and shakes Better give me two hours I got a dump to take You think one kit-kat going to fill me? Give me a break! The state issued me my own license plate They call me Hamburgler but all I stole is fries If I decide to bend over you better avert your eyes Pop-tarts in the toaster some eggs in the stove Toast in the oven Golden Grahams in my bowls And vericose veins showing all over my sides Not sure what's bigger: my apetite or my thighs Just punk just tripped up and served you extra soup Tell me what you going to do? Eat the food! Your girl's plate's half-full but she says she's through Tell me what you going to do? Eat her food! If you got late bills and you lost your job Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! If you got emotional problems and you're starting to sob Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Let's hurry to the mall I think I'm getting thinner Only pro's like me can handle food court for dinner And people just stare because it was I who farted Gas goes out fatties stuffed fills my hearted At the picnic at the park brats on the grill It's not complicated but I probably eat a reel When it's my birthday I eat all I can handle I have my cake I eat it too plus I eat the candles My girl and I just broke up so I eat when I weep One meal of mine would feed me for a week When I pull my pants down or look in that direction Can't even see it when I have an erection It's me coming in then a T-Rex you heard Cheetos on my house because all the points I earn And you know once you popping there ain't no stopping And it's hard to move fast, 'cause I chafe when I'm walking! The other team and they straight whopped your a** Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Your Xbox just broke and you're all depressed Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! The dog walked away before finishing his kibbles Tell me what you going to do? Eat his food! And your bro ordered China fill but only had a few nibbles Tell me what you going to do? Eat the food! I got my thighs spread wide and my mouth wide open Haven't stuck to a diet yet but cheers to hoping I'm off the Atkins diet and feeling tipsy Cholorestoral tops out at like one hundred and fifty Rolling to Burger King on my way to Subway Two hundred sliders for a five then it's Chick-Fil-A Bought some Dots at the movies and they fell on the floor Girl's mad, ate them up like two-by-four And all I want to do is eat some spaghetti and balls My new name is diet because I failed them all When I'm in my backward wild duck spectucalar I sat down too fast, my pants ripped like Arnold Best friend, life, Ronald McDonald Have one taco two burritos triple beans At the appendix, banana cream Your girlfriend's mom served up the worst meal you've had? What you going to do? Eat the food! Tiger Woods came for dinner so you're making them greens Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Just put on your jogging pants but they just too small Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Anything happens, anything at all Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Too fat! Too gluttonous! Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Too fat! Too glutenous! Tell me what you going to do? Eat some food! Too fat! Too gratuitous! Eat some food Eat some food What you going to do? Eat some food What you going to do? Eat some food What you going to do? I think I'm going to go eat some food