The Former Fat Boys - Sl8ter Boi lyrics

Two, two, three, one Yo, I wake up in the morning He was A. C And she was Jessie And they were all over my TV He was a pig She was a b**h What more can I say? He called her mama and she acted mad Did softcore p**n to prove she could act Lisa and Kelly, Screech, Tory, and Zach Can be found out chilling at the Max He was a Slater boy Jessie would get annoyed He was just too much jock for her They tried to cloak the max Slater said "kiss my a**" And he saved the world with a radio broadcast At the castle ball Kelly dumped Zach again They get married at Vegas in the end Mango and tonic with a kiwi twist A drink that Lisa cannot resist Screech is a dork but he never quits Wanted Lisa for violence so he could get Tory comes in she's quite a bada** She dates Zach A.C. Slater boy Jessie would get annoyed He moves all his ants with Zach Teamed up to battle chess They said syringe was the best But Belding got out of the bet He was a Slater boy No one makes on highs Got drunk and they almost died And in the trees with Zach The Zach-attack And Zach [?] J.J. loves the tunes Come moya public crude Coda did the d** Slater worked on Kelly but Zach couldn't cut Now the sands of the groceries On vacation Screech is hit Misplaced by Mike Rogers door And cla** is born He's just A.C., dating Jessie Zach has surgery when Belding trips [?] and Screech, dating Belding's neice Chocolate gra**hoppers, have a piece! They're from Afghanistan! Without the Slater boy, the valley will be destroyed While Belding seems so mad He's just a Slater boy and Jessie she gets annoyed Zach dates a poltergeist and a wheelchair b**h And Screech forgets that he is a hit He's just a Slater boy, Screech and Zach The new school is on its well Friends, forever All my friends are from Saved by the Bell