The Former Fat Boys - Sperm Donor lyrics

So pretty so exotic Like tila tequila, so neurotic So desperate, she's almost feral She walks through the club bros bust a barrel In they pants like junior high But they sense that she's danger And let her walk by Not quite a cougar, but she's past her prime You've seen her on the dirty 200 times She's dated promoters Done coke with traders f**ed the deejay And some nfl players Tonight's no different she needs some co*k But as i watch i can almost see the clock Tick tock She's not looking for love Don't want no mr. right She's wants to have her last drink She wants get get knocked up tonight She's looking for a s**m donor That's why i'm dancing on her That's why i'm rocking a bo*er Cuz I'm gonna be her s**m donor She f**s like c**aine Like jessica simpson She's a sure thing Not just kissin She's looking for chromosomes What you got swimming If chicks could skeet She's be hoppin on women She don't want your name Or what you do for a living She doesn't want you at her house Next thanksgiving She wants your dna And wants it fast And that's not an abbreviation Of dick n a** So i drop my pants And whip out my squirtle Help this 35 year old ho Make a baby girl Squirt some michael phelps in her ovaries Doom her to a future fof single mommy jeans Try to kiss her goodbye she's like i don't wanna kiss you I love a grown woman with daddy issues I just know she'll make a terrific mom Cuz she's still drinks til she tips over like guam