The Former Fat Boys - Real Slim Lady lyrics

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? To stay thin, ladies: Throw up I repeat: In order to stay thin, ladies: Throw up We got a thin one here You act like you never seen a thin person before Jaws all on the floor like a Jewish camper just burst through the door Extended then they did in 44 but they're models, not Jews, anymore It's a model, oh wait, no wait, you're kidding That's a not a person down there on the runway And Jenny Craig said "Diet you idiots! Buy my food that tastes just like dog sh**" Bulimic women puke M&Ms Chikka chikka slim ladies there stick thin Look at them walking puking food in their gut Not eating food though But their b**b's huge, though Think they got a couple hundred pounds to lose? But the b**h is so thin she's wearing kids size 2 She wants to have a steak and let loose But can't but it's s**y to have a huge caboose Come on and sway your hips Come on and sway your hips Want to be s**y? Then look like a popsicle stick And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what binging and purging is Of course they're going to know what throwing up is By the time they're in the fourth grade they've seen at least one [?] Thin s** symbols, well there's something animal Compare fat and thin if I don't hold a candle But if men and drink and drink until they're drunk There ain't no reason why I see a tubby women can't throw up But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Don't attend to little hoes Bulimic wouldn't touch those [Hook] I love slim ladies yes real slim ladies All you non-slim ladies are just nauseating 'Cause to stay slim lady just throw up Just throw up [?] have to eat [?] It's true, I'd f** her I'd f** Kate Moss too Think I give a damn about p**y? There's plenty other women who purge their stomachs just to look pretty You're slim ultra maggot haven't eaten in a year Hey girl, how about we share a hot dog and a beer? "No way then I'll get fat like the girl from Cheers!" sh**, Christina Aguilera in a couple of years She'll be so hungry she'll bite off Fred Durst's bratwurst You hear about the new diet drug? I brought it first It's working well I lost a hundred pounds in a week Just have to put up with normal heart rate times three! And they look pretty boney and it's a wonder to me How they survive and never eat Think of all those crazy diet ads Richard Sims annoys me, think I'm going to kick him in the gonads And there's a million women who just don't eat Who think they're heavy live off water and celery Who dress s*utty who throw up a [?] And just might be the thinnest thing but not like me [Repeat hook] Think he's a head trip to listen to Because I'm poking fun at you Most people eat their fill until there's no more room The difference is these girls got cotton balls in their stomach Those cotton balls feel full so they don't eat anything at all They go to a buffet and just eat it Run to the bathroom and quickly excrete it And diuretics help sh** ninety percent of the food out of there Then people wonder why kids eat Metabolife without a care It's funny because at the rate they're going when they're sixty They'll be the only grandma in the bathroom still purging Losing their a**es but starving isn't working And they want to be slim so guys will keep flirting And every teen girl is a slim lady lurking She could be working at Dairy Queen puking up her ice cream Or in the kitchen bingeing screaming "I look like a truck" In the bathroom mirror looking at her bu*t Will all the real thin ladies please throw up And raise one of your centimeter arms up And realize this disorder is out of control But who cares? As long some guy wants to shove in his pole [Repeat hook] Haha There's probably a thin lady in all of us Hey, girl, if you're not going to eat that Give it to us Uh oh I have to lose some weight I can't see all of my ribs anymore